Browse and Arouse

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Farting Through Nylon



Zack Bramble is a recent graduate of venerable Williams College who has found the transition from academe to the working world somewhat of a challenge.  Listless, directionless, unemployed and in debt to a homicidal loan shark, it appears that young Mr. Bramble’s prospects for a long, and productive life are rather bleak.  That is, until one epically hungover morning when he espies a want ad in the New York Times that reads:
College Grads Wanted now!
Good Pay!
Must have gone to college!

Why, that’s the one qualification Zack has!  He not only gets the job but it turns out to be the best job in the entire world.  The pay is astronomical, his daily labors minimal and his boss doting.  But, as Cyndi Lauper once so eloquently warbled, “Money Changes Everything.”   And it does.  Farting Through Nylon is the wild and whacky story of Mr. Bramble and his fellow collegians as they clumsily attempt to navigate this brave new world of super-expensive sex, gracious living and top-of-the-line product purchasing.
Everything leads up to “Bonus Day” and the startling, riveting dénouement.


http://www.amazon.com/Farting-Through-Nylon-Lauren-McAllister-ebook/dp/B00PER3GGY/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1418422969&sr=8-1&keywords=lauren+mcallister



Chateau Dietrich - Book One
The Arrival



After a scandal ended her awful, sexless marriage, 45 year old Katrin Peters decided to buy a historic hotel and vineyard in gorgeous Provence. Now, she is attempting to do something no German has done before her:  tell French people what to do without the help of the Secret Police and the Luftwaffe.

Statisticians estimate, that if it wasn’t for them killing each other at every available opportunity, the combined German and French populations would dwarf China’s.

If these two cultures have had that much trouble sharing an entire continent, imagine them trying to share the same hotel.

Oh, and it also involves forbidden love, and a pig obsessed vintner.



http://www.amazon.com/Chateau-Dietrich-Book-One-Arrival-ebook/dp/B00QUF5UG8/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1418422969&sr=8-4&keywords=lauren+mcallister





I have four sizzling tales of sex in the workplace in this fine collection of very close employer/employee relations.


http://www.amazon.com/Laid-America-Stories-Sex-Job-ebook/dp/B00N88TQ6A/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1418428376&sr=8-5&keywords=lauren+mcallister











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