Lauren's Laffers

"Oh my God! I just fucked this guy and he has Pablo Cruise records in here!"

Lauren's Laffers

"You're right. There's a teeny-tiny man preparing savory avocado spring rolls down there."

Lauren's Laffers

Training is already underway for this year's Kentucky Debby.

Lauren's Laffers

"The surgeon sliced them open here and here and then stuffed all his old laundry in there."

Lauren's Laffers

It's not much of a magic act but it sure pays the rent.

Lauren's Laffers

Mom had funny ideas about what constituted an After school snack.

Lauren's Laffers

I remember when the salad bar at The Sizzler only used to offer three types of cold pasta and a "Soup of the Day".

Lauren's Laffers

For you married men: I think this anniversary is the one between the wood anniversary and scarves.

Lauren's Laffers

Trudy discovers that having anal sex with The Invisible Man hurts just as much as if you can see the guy.

Lauren's Laffers

Deb waits to welcome any visitor to the park that is a schnauzer or larger.

Lauren's Laffers

The Trimble twins put their daddy's air compressor to good use.

Lauren's Laffers

She may have two cocks jammed up her ass...but she's thinking about ice cream.

Lauren's Laffers

Not only is Carissa fun to fuck, you can also tie your horse up to her.

Lauren's Laffers

There's a reason that they put that same kind of covering on hot air balloons.

Lauren's Laffers

My doctor swore to me that he'd just run out of his regular, wooden tongue depressors.

Lauren's Laffers

"And this is just one of my breast implants!"

Lauren's Laffers

After two years of going without sleep and tireless searching, Rebecca finally found out where her ex-boyfriend was buried.

Lauren's Laffers

Adriana had her own special way of keeping bananas from going soft.

Lauren's Laffers

Men: A meeting of the minds.

or

"Hey look, I'm a Walrus!

Lauren's Laughers

An scene from this summer's mega-hit, "Pornocchio!" 

Lauren's Laffers

Personally, I prefer to use a good old fashioned toothbrush.

Lauren's Laffers

"Thank you heavenly father and please forgive me for what I'm about to do 3 or 4 times in a row."

Lauren's Laffers

"Will you just let me take my vibrator out, first?!"

Lauren's Laffers

Big 5 is having its annual Bicycle Seat Sale this weekend.

Lauren's Laffers

Gianna is trying to decide whether to spend her fertile years dedicating her plump and perkies to babies or billionaires.

Lauren's Laffers

How many times have you just tried to read "Tale of Two Cities" naked in a public library and this happens?