Being a contortionist allowed Becky to have some really great views of her having sex.
Browse and Arouse
Sunday, February 28, 2016
New Story! I'm Afraid I'm Going to Have to Incest
Mom is so embarrassed when her son catches her masturbating. Things get really interesting when she walks in on him having a righteous wank.
Read all about it!
Friday, February 26, 2016
Lauren's Laffers
All through her bridal shower, Beth couldn't help but worry about what her fiance was getting up to at his bachelor party.
Thursday, February 25, 2016
Monday, February 15, 2016
New Story - He Filled Up My Cirriculum
A pissed-off housewife goes to a party and picks up a young man. It goes deliciously well until, a couple of weeks later, whe she finds out that he's one of her students.
Sunday, February 7, 2016
New Story "First a Wank, Then He Sank his Plank in her Tank"
I have a new story up on the mega-wonderful Caffieri blog. If you like masturbating - and who doesn't - you're going to love the hero of my new story.
Lauren's Laffers
Priscilla lived on a diet of bubblegum and rump-roast string and this was the outcome.
Lauren's Laffers
There are two types of very well paid secretaries. The ones who possess impeccable spelling, an unfailing eye for detail and are a wizard with the coffee pot. This is the other type.
Lauren's Laffers
I don't always get naked and touch myself at the office but...no, that's not true, I always get naked and touch myself at the office.
Lauren's Laffers
Donald Farkleson just couldn't decide whether he wanted to become a gynecologist or the guy who punches your ticket on the the bus so.....
Lauren's Laffers
"Shit Daphne, this is like some sort of bad dream, Look around. We're the only people on the entire street that are wearing jeans!"
Saturday, February 6, 2016
Lauren's Laffers
Emma Thompson said the auditions for Harry Potter were some of the toughest of her career.
New Story: "Exploring His Mother's Nature"
A mother and her troublesome son go camping to become closer and they become closer than she'd ever imagined.
Friday, February 5, 2016
New Story! Do I at Least Get a Raise
I'm loading some of my stories onto the great Caffieri site. This one is
for those people who think there should be a hell of a lot more wanking
at work.
http://caffieri.com/do-at-least-get-a-raise/
Thursday, February 4, 2016
New Story! A Bit of the Other with My Brother
I have a new story, just finished and ready to read. Check it out at http://caffieri.com/a-bit-of-the-other-with-my-brother-part-one-xxx/
Lauren's Laffers
"There's something huge up my ass!"
"No. You're just imagining things."
"I tell you, it's huge and it's up my ass!"
"There's nothing back there, baby. Will you just chill and play with my cock."
"No. You're just imagining things."
"I tell you, it's huge and it's up my ass!"
"There's nothing back there, baby. Will you just chill and play with my cock."
Wednesday, February 3, 2016
Lauren's Laffers
"For my next selection, I'd like to do 'Swallow the Yellow Brick Road' from the Wizard of Oz.
Lauren's Laffers
Suzie is a real doll but pulling that string out of her ass is the only way you can get her to talk.
Lauren's Laffers
This is from the new Christmas ballet "The Dance of the Fairy Showing You Her Sugar Plum."
Lauren's Laffers
It's not much of a magic act, but the fellas down at the real estate office quite liked it.
Lauren's Laffers
There's actually an official formula for this. After one vodka and
Hawaiian Punch you feel really great. After two, you start necking with
your girlfriend. After four, you go down on your dog. Drink responsibly.
Lauren's Laffers
Lauren's Sex Advice: This position is so convenient if you want to read a book or text your friends.
Tuesday, February 2, 2016
Lauren's Laffers
"That's funny, every time I touch my pussy like this, my nipples turn into Viking shields.
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