Lauren's Laffers

"Oh my God! I just fucked this guy and he has Pablo Cruise records in here!"

Lauren's Laffers

"You're right. There's a teeny-tiny man preparing savory avocado spring rolls down there."

Lauren's Laffers

Training is already underway for this year's Kentucky Debby.

Lauren's Laffers

"The surgeon sliced them open here and here and then stuffed all his old laundry in there."

Lauren's Laffers

It's not much of a magic act but it sure pays the rent.

Lauren's Laffers

Mom had funny ideas about what constituted an After school snack.

Lauren's Laffers

I remember when the salad bar at The Sizzler only used to offer three types of cold pasta and a "Soup of the Day".